Receta Where I Catch The Pineapple Express

Let me start off by saying that I never win anything. I've had lottery tickets, made it into the finals and sometimes been nominated for things, but the actual real winning...not so much. Ok, when I was 12 I was on the San Francisco City Champion Girls Netball Team, and I even have a medal to prove it. Except I can't find it.

See, Winner! Finally.

Well, they sent me a VacuVin Pineapple Slicer.

I was eager to try one of these because I have been cutting pineapples for as long as I've been cooking Indian food and that's a long time. I thought, hmmmmm pineapple slicer?? I've always done this by hand. Sure, there've been a few "accidents" but hey, that's the price of admission, right? Right. Wrong.

The VacuVin is an…