Receta Giraffe Bar & Grill, Soho

When I mention the restaurant chain Giraffe to you, do you think of a sleek, funky space full of trendy young folk sipping gocktails and eating tapas? Or do you think of the Seventh Circle of Hell, full of shrieking children and yummy-mummies wielding their ankle-bashing pushchairs with the deftness of Darth Vader wielding a lightsaber? That’s a rhetorical question, of course. As every Londoner knows, the childless stray into branches of Giraffe at their peril. This chain has made its name as being child-friendly and yet still serving proper grown-up food with a fun, golbal twist. And given the general dearth of child-friendly restaurants in London, it also means that Giraffe is approached with extreme caution by the childless. But…