Receta VODKA FRUITCAKE
The only way to make (and enjoy) fruitcake!
Tiempo de Prep: | Canadian |
Tiempo para Cocinar: | Raciónes: 10 |
Va Bien Con: vodka
Wine and Drink Pairings: vodka
Ingredientes
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Direcciones
- First, sample the vodka to check for freshness.
- Take a large bowl.
- Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
- Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it.
- Repeat.
- Repeat again.
- Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add water, eggs, and 1-tsp. sugar and beat again.
- Make shurr the vodca is still OK. Cry another tup.
- Turn off mixers.
- Chuck in the cup of dried fruit or something.
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit! g! ets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
- Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity.
- Next, sniff two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
- Check the vodka.
- Now stiff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something...Whatever.
- Grease the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.
- Donât forget to beat off the turner.
- Whip the bowl out the window.
- Check the vidka again.
- Go to bed.
- Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?