Receta Ham, Beans and Garlic Toast in Broth...

I have established on numerous occasions how the mister is today's only living Caveman.  I think I have actually supplied proof confirming his Caveman status that could hold up in a court of law.  Therefore it should come as no surprise when I tell you the mister thinks he's being targeted, by Putin, or one of his minions.  Case in point, he receives unsolicited phone calls on his cell phone, spam emails and junk mail in our snail-mailbox.  He is a marked man!  He sees all of the above as suspicious and part of a grand scheme to infiltrate his life.  The mister, after hearing the news about Facebook "spying" on people, has decided to take precautions (the mister is NOT on Facebook and never would be...must have something to hide is what I…